Last ever BNO

Today's a pretty sad day (and painful) cause last night was my last ever BNO as a staff member of Clark Hall Pub. What a fucking night though.

As always, the winter BNO is also the same night as GNO so us boys do our thing, the ladies do theirs, and then we meet up in a big drunken orgy at the end. Us boys started out the night at Clark playing ????? (i dont' know the name of it but i was awesome). The way the game works is you have to get a bunch of cases of dirty dirty cheap beer in cans, and then you start out with one, duct tape it to your hand and then finish the beer. At this point you go grab another beer and have someone duct tape it on top of the empty can, open it, drink it (rinse, lather, repeat). You get the idea. Within two hours i had a stack of 9 cans piled one of top of the other. i pretty much had to tilt as far as i could backwards just to get a sip.

Oh yeah! What i forgot to mention is that we had a theme for the night (as alwasy) which was Hugh Heff-playboy style and porn stars. And sure enough, we get to the pub adn the two organizers Rico and Mickeybitch got us all these big, white, beautiful bathrobes with the Clark decagon on the back followed up with "les boys de clark hall pub" on teh front breast. They are BEAUTIFUL and we looked awesome in them. From Clark we headed downtown to the Tir-Na-Nog for classy english beers, then to Tango for martinis. Almost got into a fight (or thought i was gonna get punched anyways) from some douchbag 30 year old. What happened was Bryce decided he had to piss while we were outside sharing a cigar. So he went down this little alley/opening kinda thing and pissed. While....it turns out that he was pissing in some guys front door pretty much and the guy came out and flipped (rightly so). But he kept going on and on and on.... So i started to talk to him, telling him to calm down and that "yeah, my buddy is an idiot. But can you honestly say you've never been really druunk and just had to piss before?" I mean come on...honestly, nothing was broken and no harm was done and he only pissed on the concrete so give it a fuckign rest already. So the guy keeps on chirping at me and threatens to call the cops. I told him to be my guest and that i'd wait around while they showed up, DNA swabbed the concrete, processed it and then figured out which one of the 20 of us it was....fucking idiot. He didn't like that much and did call the cops, i laughed in his face and left. Sure enough 5 minutes later a cop car rolls around, looks at us, laughs and fucks off.

So anyways, from Tango we headed up to the only place that you really have to go on a boys night out.....THE TITI BAR, THE ZOO, THE PEELERS, BEAVER HEAVEN, call it what you want. We went, strolled in with our white robes, took over pervs row and had a blast. And that's as far as i'll talk about it.

After the rippers we hit Mickey-D's and then rolled over to Clark to meet the ladies. Just outside of Clark i led the parade and stopped, ripped off everything i was wearing under my robe, put my underwear on my head, and encourage/made the others follow suit. Then we headed up and danced our underwear off our heads with the ladies. Great great time. Although sadly for the ladies my robe kept coming undone and i'm pretty sure they all got a good look at least once of my junk....lol.

3am rolls around and they're closing the bar on us. Bastards! So we do the only thing left to do....grab the leftover beer cans and head up to my place. And sure enough, we get to my apartment (3 ladies and 4 guys) only to realize that i don't have keys. Dammit! So i start pounding on the door hoping that George isn't at Krista's for the night. Sure enough...no answer. So i do the obvious thing and tell someone to hold my beer while i break down the door. Luckily for me though someone had a cell and called my place and george was there, picked up and let us all in. What a site we musta been for him. Us guys all in our whites, the girls dressed up with flowers and vails (wedding shower theme) and i had a tiara on i'm pretty sure too....not sure where it came from though. So we partied like rockstars till who knows when and then crashed.


Awesome fucking night.